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you are an eating disorder away from a lifetime movie.
– Danielle Morgan
youre brazen…they named a bar after you in white plains.
– William Fitzgibbons
i wish you were beer.
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worst day ever.

that is all.

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stupid high school nickname.

my mom just called me E Money; seriously. and this makes me giggle very hard. she does it when she wants to get my attention and it works.

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allergen information: contains peanut ingredients..

i feel bad for all the kids allergic to peanuts who can’t eat any snickers or baby ruth bars on halloween or any time of year for that matter. suckas.

pretty proud of my halloween themed playlist. being unemployed has it’s perks. any suggestions? (for additional songs and or jobs).

pretty proud of my halloween themed playlist. being unemployed has it’s perks. any suggestions? (for additional songs and or jobs).

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free-n-fresh:

love this

free-n-fresh:

love this

notmyvirginears:

surfer girl

notmyvirginears:

surfer girl

you are an eating disorder away from a lifetime movie.
– Danielle Morgan
youre brazen…they named a bar after you in white plains.
– William Fitzgibbons
i wish you were beer.

worst day ever.

that is all.

stupid high school nickname.

my mom just called me E Money; seriously. and this makes me giggle very hard. she does it when she wants to get my attention and it works.

allergen information: contains peanut ingredients..

i feel bad for all the kids allergic to peanuts who can’t eat any snickers or baby ruth bars on halloween or any time of year for that matter. suckas.

pretty proud of my halloween themed playlist. being unemployed has it’s perks. any suggestions? (for additional songs and or jobs).

pretty proud of my halloween themed playlist. being unemployed has it’s perks. any suggestions? (for additional songs and or jobs).

"you are an eating disorder away from a lifetime movie."
"youre brazen…they named a bar after you in white plains."
"i wish you were beer."
worst day ever.
stupid high school nickname.
allergen information: contains peanut ingredients..

About:





My initials are EMF; like the crappy 90's band and yes i'm unbelievable. EMF stands for "Epsom Mad Funkers" according to the band; according to urban dictionary it also stands for "El Monte Flores" gang, "Epic Mega Fail" & "Ethnicity / Married / Looking For" (i guess this is a variation of asl). so i got that going for me...



Girl: Beer Advocate, Marlboro Lights Enthusiast, Misanthrope.



Things that Make Her Smile: friends in low places, texas hold 'em, chuck taylors, the NYR, beer pong, keytars, flip cup, buffalo wings, obsessing over her iTunes, travel flasks, sleeping late, ice cold beer, the jersey shore, happy hours, long trips, south street seaport, urban outfitters, growlers, coney island, dive bars, referring to herself on the internet in the third person, tattoos, bar crawls.



Favorite Quotes: If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.

What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get drunk?

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.-Eleanor Roosevelt

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